Move over Louis Vuitton. There’s no place here for you. It’s time for the Robot to rise up from the ashes. It’s time for the keyring to take place front and centre on your key chain. It’s time it accompanied your Porsche key or Toyota key, it doesn’t matter. Just wear it like the custom accessory that’s too cool for school. It’s the one you have been waiting for, the one that’s destined to be your favourite item - what the fuck are we talking about? Not sure? Just get one of these limited edition Golden Robot keyrings before it’s too late. They won’t sell out - we ordered 10,0000 of them. Ok just get one now, or maybe two, as we have too many to be honest.